Dame Darcy Emergency Tooth fix sale! 30% off all etsy items NOW or referral to a dentist near Savannah GA

Hello my sweets and semi-sweets,

Turns out trying to play the nutcracker outside of the Russian ballet (with my teeth) didn't work! Nuts to eating nuts!

I cracked the hell out of my molar and now I need to see a dentist! Emergency style!

However as you, my beautiful darklings, know I am a freelance artist without dental insurance! So if you know a dentist in the greater Coastal Empire (Savannah Georgia area) who wouldn't mind doing an art exchange, or half money/Art ...Please let me know, by sending an email to : damedarcy@damedarcy.com subject line "Dentist".

Also for the next TWO WEEKS ONLY everything in my Etsy Store is 30% off with this coupon code: DARCYSTEETH, and all proceeds go towards my molar getting fixed.

And for those of you feeling particularly generous. Here is my Paypal account: damedarcy1@msn.com. Anyone who donates directly to my Paypal will receive SPECIAL gifts of equal art value to what you donated, signed, dated and exploded with awesomeness.

I really appreciate anything anyone can donate and really anything at all. I love you all and you're so very precious to me. Thanks for your help, and sorry about the tooth emergency, I didn't want it either believe you me.

Thanks again everyone,

Love, DD

E-books, Meat Cake Sale, New Illustrations, and the Secret Surprise Center!

Hello My Darling and "Darklings",

The age of Aquarius is here everyone! It's going to be way more fun and wacky for all of us. No more of the boring patriarchal rules from the last millennium! That was soooo 500 years ago. Now its time for creative and awesome artist to shine and make the Goddess smile.

Also new this year is the Secret Surprise Center! For $25 a year via Paypal to ddsecretsurprise@yahoo.com you can be part of all kinds of special offers! For a limited time only when you join you will receive a FREE hard copy of the Meat Cake compilation, AND a FREE SECRET SURPRISE! Please include the address in your pay pal where you want your gifts to be sent besides the 30% coupon discount on all DDetsy store items. Please include the address in your Paypal where you want your gifts to be sent! You can look forward to raffles, Gothic Lolita fashion contests, you can win FREE books, prizes and one of a kind art from Dame Darcy. You can even win a date with Dame Darcy and receive special invitations to our Gothic Victorian Lolita Tea Parties! You can also be profiled as the winner of contests. We'll put your art, music, and fashion out there for everyone to see!

Not to mention secret surprises will happen randomly all the time.

New Year! Classic Books! Different Media!

Turn a New page with Dame Darcy E-books!

Meat Cake SALE

Classic Meat Cake compilation now available hand signed with illustration to you, usual retail price $23.00 now only $15.

PLUS Meat Cake Vol 16 and Vol 17 are now available as E-Books on any device for only $2.00!

If you haven't already check out or new motion comic SPIDER SILK TROPICS from Meat Cake Vol 17.

Oh Wax Wolf, you silly bitch.

New Sexy One of a kind Framed Illustration + Fashion Sale + Archived Illustration Sale

Don't forget your Dame Darcy Witchcraft Holiday Calenders beautiful! It's still only January 2013

Hot Witches Through Herstory: Hannah Woolley // Born 1623; England

Woolley, a professional educator, was another woman active in the early stages of English feminism. She published many writings, the most widely read being the Gentlewoman's Companion (1675), a compendium of recipes, housekeeping hints, medical advice, and autobiographical writing. She believed that if women could obtain the same education as men, their "brains would be as fruitful as their bodies!"

Love and Best Wishes, DD

12/21/12 Our New Era/ Indigo Child Test/ Love Dame Darcy

Our New Era, the Time of the Indigo Children.

Indigo Children

Indigo children were here since the beginning of time. But now most children are Indigo's Born Enlightened instead of the other way around. Diagnosed as Dyslexic, ADD, and on the Autistic Spectrum by modern medical professionals, they were also known in the 12th-13th century as the Gnostics, Voguls, the Cathars, the Heterodox Christians, and unfortunately, as Heretics.

St. Bernadette and Joan of Arc were very tuned in young ladies who were changing the world and history forever. Incredibly gifted, naturally talented, whose beauty shines eternal because of their intelligence, Indigo Children are forever young and have a way of being extremely skilled with a unique perspective to everything they create. Indigo Children can remember their past lives, and can see the future.

They are Empaths and have an aversion to eating meat. Their aura glows indigo, and it is this low frequency vibration that they use to think and feel. This, combined with their leadership quality and warrior spirit, makes them able to change our Time.

Now that Pisces has faded into the past after reigning for 5000 years...Aquarius is the new Era and 2013 is the beginning of time where the Indigos now shine.

Are you Indigo? I scored 98%! Wow, scary!

Take the test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-are-you-an-indigo-child-test

Love, Dame Darcy

Happy Dolly Days Yule Tide Doll Sale, Comics and More!

Doll Sale! All Dolls Half Off For The Dolly Day Season!

X-mas Tree Topper Doll	Porcelain Dolls	Mermaids

Plus new Dolls in Shadow Boxes! A Hauntingly beautiful gift for your beloved!

Vampire	Bloody Mary

And don't forget your 2013 Hot Witch Calendar with all your Pagan Holidays, spells, ancient wisdom and much more.

Thanks again to all who answered the survey, we learned a lot about who you are and what you want. Meat Cake and other books are soon to be available as downloadable e-books on all devices and phones, your answers are helping immensely in how we organize everything :) Stay tuned!

Our favorite answers are as follows:

5. If you didn't purchase 'Handbook for Hot Witches' what could I have included or done differently in order to get you interested in buying it?
Handbook for Old Warlocks. Handbook for Hot Repressed Mormon Ladies with those Cool DooWop Ponytailed Bangs.

6. If I was to write a sequel to 'Handbook for Hot Witches', what topics would you like to see included?
Investing. Gun Safety.

Handbook For Hot Witches

Mary Magdalen 1519 AD Also Known as "The Other White Mary"

Various versions of the Legend of Mary Magdalene circulated in the south of France and Germany. Odo of Cluny wrote a version in the 900s AD that described Mary's family as nobility.

So some people think that Mary actually funded Jesus and helped finance his message. Some of the legends speak of a Mary that went into monastic retreat in a cave for thirty years, communicating with angels. In the Gospel of Philip, dating from the 2nd or 3rd century, survives texts found written In a manner very similar to John 19:25-26.

The Gospel of Philip presents Mary Magdalene among Jesus' female entourage, adding that she was his koinônos, a Greek word variously translated in contemporary versions as partner, associate, comrade, companion. Some men in power interpreted Mary as a prostitute because they didn't want to admit to her equality and partnership with Jesus, as is stated...

And the companion of the savior was Mary Magdalene. Christ loved Mary more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often. The rest of the disciples were offended by it and expressed disapproval. They said to him, "Why do you love her more than all of us?" The Savior answered and said to them, "Why do I not love you like her?" Snap.

I like that Mary is a lady of mystery and she is all things at once. Wife, Whore, Patron, Visionary, Saint, and talk about a mother complex, It's clear to all that Jesus's Mom and Mary have the same name, coincidence? Society tries to label women, dice them up, and cram them into precise roles and boxes, but Mary Magdalene was so complex because she was simply herself. A true modern lady keeping it old school.

Thanks for Filling Out Our Survey!

Thank you so much for filling out our survey! I appreciate your love and support from the bottom of my heart. Please accept this token of my appreciation: 30% off coupon on anything in my store!

COUPON CODE: DAMEDOLL999

You're all beautiful and amazing!
Best wishes and Magic Blessings to you!

Love,

Dame Darcy

Fun New Ways to Write Holiday Letters, Yule Gifts, Tarot Card OriginalArt!

Hello Darlings!

Here's lots of exciting new items now for the Holiday season!
 Let your family and friend feel the holiday spirit with unique and fun ways to write letters!



Hot Witch Calendars * Yule Print * Stationary Sets * Postcards * Stickers

   

Looking for a special gift? Our holiday sales include Mermaid Tarot Cards and original black and white or hand painted art combo pack! Hooray!



The Handbook for Hot Witches books are still available and now we have them personally bedazzled available for the holiday season! Great for kids and teens! Each book will contain a personal note and illustration from Dame Darcy!



Hot Witches Through Herstory




* Lady Godiva

‪Her story dates back to the 11th century. She was married to Leofric ‪III Earl of Mercia who had earned his title through success in business. They moved to Coventry in central England where in 1043 they founded and funded an abbey in Honor of Eunice, and early martyr slain ‪by the R‪omans. The abbey soon became a social focus for the town, where her husband used his high position in business to impose what Godiva viewed as excessive taxes. She tried to persuade him to lower‪ the taxes for the townspeople, to which he responded that he would if she rode naked down main street. He was shocked when she agreed for the sake of the people. The day Godiva‪ made her historic ride, the townspeople stayed inside their houses in honor of her modesty. Except for peeping Tom. Still to this day Coventry celebrates an annual Godiva festival.



And, if you haven't already, check out our hilarious infomercial starring Isabelle to promote Handbook for Hot Witches!

Blessed Be and Happy Holidays!

Love,

Dame Darcy

www.damedarcy.com

DD Chicago events/ 2013 Witch Calendars/ Bejeweled Books

It's that time of the year again! :)

The 2013 Witchcraft Holiday Calendar is here! just in time for Halloween, the Witches New Year!
12 pages of magical fun facts and spells featuring the exciting illustrations of me, Dame Darcy, and your favorite Goddesses. $15. Includes shipping wherever you are. Hand signed to you or a friend, on Etsy specify your friend's name.

Also, the bejeweled one of a kind Handbook For Hot Witches books. Only 10 available at this time so get 'em while they're hot! Perfect for a holiday gift.

To buy on Etsy: http://www.etsy.com/listing/113388436/2013-witchcraft-holiday-calendar-by-dame

To buy on Etsy: http://www.etsy.com/listing/113388792/the-bejeweled-handbook-for-hot-witches?ref=v1_other_1

If you'll be in the Chicago area on October 29th, you should stop by Quimby's at 1854 W North Ave Chicago,IL 60622, it begins at 7pm! The fun continues in Chicago at Bert Green Fine Art Gallery PRESENTING...

Dame Darcy "Hot Witch," Ink on Paper, 11 x 8.5", 2012 a fantastic show of drawings as well as Book Release Party forHandbook for Hot Witches
http://www.bgfa.us/artists/darcy

One Night Event
Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 5-8 pm
(I will be there!)

Bert Green Fine Art
8 S. Michigan Ave. Suite 1220
Chicago IL 60603
312-434-7544
http://www.bgfa.us

GLOBAL WARMING AND FRANKENSTORM...A little advice and encouragement to all who suffers from Hurricane Sandy:

We were born into this system in which we had no say in the making. A century ago they thought they were doing the best they could to improve the conditions of the human race, but they set the system up wrong and now we, the animals , and all of nature must pay. These kinds of colossal storms breaking out don't even need to be a wake up call or a reminder to the error of our ways as a race. We are already well aware of global warming and the error of our ways, but what can we do to stop the spiral? Changing little habits every day and being aware of our impact on a bigger level helps but essentially our system is broken and its going to take a lot to break the old patterns and build anew. Nostradamus and other profits predict the end and rebirth of our time on earth now. How we operate is not sustainable, but their prophecy did not say it was the end of the world, as so many have misquoted, actually it is a new era.

The age of Pisces (the fish) and Jesus is waning and a new era, Aquarius, a time of femininity and thinking out of the box is upon us.

We can no longer go by the rules of man, for they have always been wrong, when we go by the rules of Nature and understand what this is the ultimate governing power are we can live in harmony, though in the beginning it may be more difficult to shift. May the Goddess bless and protect you my friends in the eastern sea board and all of those effected by Hurricane Sandy. Find peace in your hearts and safety for your selves and homes. We are all in this together!

Magic Blessings,

Dame Darcy