Fantagraphics Music Performance and Book Signing

Hey Everyone,
Dolls, Meat Cake, and Gasoline reviewed in USA TODAY

Hey all you bats faeries and mortal princes of the etherworld...
New Dolls and more greeting cards and fun art books available on Etsy all for low low prices and the sake of art and love.

http://www.damedarcy.etsy.com

Friday the 13th is coming and I am going to a meeting to learn how to feed my demons, I am going so I can learn and share this knowledge with you my dear friends and also to put in the upcoming Hand Book For Hot Witches.

Hey! Guess what!? Now that I have my magic necklace made from a golden and opalescent prehistoric shark tooth given to me from my mermaid witch blood sister Mara Haseltine who is the queen of all the mermaids I got a new book deal! Fantagraphics books will be releasing a new compilation of Meat Cake, I found out yesterday because of the necklace (which I got yesterday). Make sure and see the watchmen. BIG SMILE and a wink ;)
also, heres the info for the upcoming show again I’ll be playing Sea Shanties with my brother Matt Stanger and Gasoline graphic novel will be available ... see you there!

Love, Dame Darcy


SOUND/RECORDING ENGINEER

I need someone who is familiar with recording equipment and sound to help me set up a recording studio in my basement. I am in a dark wave/sea shanty band called DEATH BY DOLL and we have acoustic instruments, I play banjo, we also use multi-layered trackings and synths, me and my bandmates have recently moved here from Manhattan/Los Angeles respectively and we need help for setting up a recording studio. If this works out I’ll let you use the studio as well! I’m on a tight budget and need to know the best ways to do: power supply, sound proofing, etc.

I AM A PRO ARTIST AND MUSICIAN, THE SKILLS I CAN OFFER ARE MY ORIGINAL IE DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS THAT i SELL FOR HUNDREDS TO THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS INTERNATIONALLY THAT COME FROM MY COMIC BOOK SERIES ON FANTAGRAPHICS AND OTHER GRAPHIC NOVELS THAT ARE IN PUBLICATION, HOWEVER I CAN ALSO DO PAINTINGS IN YOUR HOUSE IE DESIGNS ON YOUR WALLS TO LIVEN UP CHILDRENS BEDROOMS, ETC. PREVIOUS EXAMPLES ARE ON MY SITE IN THE INTERIOR DESIGN SECTION, CELEBRITY CLIENTS INCLUDE MARGARETE CHOW AND COURTNEY LOVE. I AM A NOTED PSYCHIC ADVISOR. I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE THROUGH PALM READINGS, TAROT, DIVINATION, SPELL REQUESTS AND SPELL CONSULTATION.
SKILLS: publishing, art, music, film making, animation, crafts, sewing, horticulture, magic, tarot reading, teaching, events planning, doll crafting, child and elderly care, palm reading, psychic consultation.
We also will have a community garden and can share produce!

MASSAGE THERAPIST/ACUPUNCTURE
Ditto....


EVENTS COORDINATOR

Last year in NYC, I did a Cabaret at the Slipper Room called Naughty Nautical Night (NNN) We are beginning to coordinate NNN PDX @ the FEZ in downtown PDX as well as a series of daytime weekend tea parties. Definitely NNN and maybe the tea parties I could possibly pay, but it depends on self motivation and how many people show up at the events. The NNN involves; an MC, a DJ, Nautical themed dancing girls and costumes, musical comedy, variety acts, burlesque, circus...stage hands, PR (real and virtual promotions) etc.

Job Description: deciding on themes, setting up dates for shows (bookings), talent coordination ie calling cast and crew, PR, providing PR to crew and cast to help ie delegating promotion. Again, there can be $ in this for you, it depends how well you do this job. For tea parties, same as above, but way less hectic.

CARPENTER

I have a 1902 craftsman house I live in, a door in the house won’t shut, I need it fixed so the door can latch. That is my practical request, also I need help building bookshelves. My whimsical request is this...I have a crawl space that I want to put musical equipment in, but I want it to double function as a doll house for my doll, Isabelle. If you can do the door, but not the doll house, that’s ok, but the door is a necessity and emergency right now.

Thank You!

Love,
Dame Darcy