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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Thanks for Filling Out Our Survey!

Thank you so much for filling out our survey! I appreciate your love and support from the bottom of my heart. Please accept this token of my appreciation: 30% off coupon on anything in my store!

COUPON CODE: DAMEDOLL999

You're all beautiful and amazing!
Best wishes and Magic Blessings to you!

Love,

Dame Darcy

Monday, November 26, 2012

Fun New Ways to Write Holiday Letters, Yule Gifts, Tarot Card OriginalArt!

Hello Darlings!

Here's lots of exciting new items now for the Holiday season!
 Let your family and friend feel the holiday spirit with unique and fun ways to write letters!

2013 Hot Witch Calendars and Yule Prints and Holiday Stationary

Hot Witch Calendars * Yule Print * Stationary Sets * Postcards * Stickers

Tarot cards    

Looking for a special gift? Our holiday sales include Mermaid Tarot Cards and original black and white or hand painted art combo pack! Hooray!

Bedazzled Handbook For Hot Witches

The Handbook for Hot Witches books are still available and now we have them personally bedazzled available for the holiday season! Great for kids and teens! Each book will contain a personal note and illustration from Dame Darcy!



Hot Witches Through Herstory

Lady Godiva


* Lady Godiva

‪Her story dates back to the 11th century. She was married to Leofric ‪III Earl of Mercia who had earned his title through success in business. They moved to Coventry in central England where in 1043 they founded and funded an abbey in Honor of Eunice, and early martyr slain ‪by the R‪omans. The abbey soon became a social focus for the town, where her husband used his high position in business to impose what Godiva viewed as excessive taxes. She tried to persuade him to lower‪ the taxes for the townspeople, to which he responded that he would if she rode naked down main street. He was shocked when she agreed for the sake of the people. The day Godiva‪ made her historic ride, the townspeople stayed inside their houses in honor of her modesty. Except for peeping Tom. Still to this day Coventry celebrates an annual Godiva festival.



And, if you haven't already, check out our hilarious infomercial starring Isabelle to promote Handbook for Hot Witches!

Blessed Be and Happy Holidays!

Love,

Dame Darcy

www.damedarcy.com

Sunday, October 28, 2012

DD Chicago events/ 2013 Witch Calendars/ Bejeweled Books

It's that time of the year again! :)

The 2013 Witchcraft Holiday Calendar is here! just in time for Halloween, the Witches New Year!
12 pages of magical fun facts and spells featuring the exciting illustrations of me, Dame Darcy, and your favorite Goddesses. $15. Includes shipping wherever you are. Hand signed to you or a friend, on Etsy specify your friend's name.

Also, the bejeweled one of a kind Handbook For Hot Witches books. Only 10 available at this time so get 'em while they're hot! Perfect for a holiday gift.


If you'll be in the Chicago area on October 29th, you should stop by Quimby's at 1854 W North Ave Chicago,IL 60622, it begins at 7pm! The fun continues in Chicago at Bert Green Fine Art Gallery PRESENTING...

Dame Darcy "Hot Witch," Ink on Paper, 11 x 8.5", 2012 a fantastic show of drawings as well as Book Release Party forHandbook for Hot Witches
http://www.bgfa.us/artists/darcy

One Night Event
Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 5-8 pm
(I will be there!)

Bert Green Fine Art
8 S. Michigan Ave. Suite 1220
Chicago IL 60603
312-434-7544
http://www.bgfa.us

GLOBAL WARMING AND FRANKENSTORM...A little advice and encouragement to all who suffers from Hurricane Sandy:

We were born into this system in which we had no say in the making. A century ago they thought they were doing the best they could to improve the conditions of the human race, but they set the system up wrong and now we, the animals , and all of nature must pay. These kinds of colossal storms breaking out don't even need to be a wake up call or a reminder to the error of our ways as a race. We are already well aware of global warming and the error of our ways, but what can we do to stop the spiral? Changing little habits every day and being aware of our impact on a bigger level helps but essentially our system is broken and its going to take a lot to break the old patterns and build anew. Nostradamus and other profits predict the end and rebirth of our time on earth now. How we operate is not sustainable, but their prophecy did not say it was the end of the world, as so many have misquoted, actually it is a new era.

The age of Pisces (the fish) and Jesus is waning and a new era, Aquarius, a time of femininity and thinking out of the box is upon us.

We can no longer go by the rules of man, for they have always been wrong, when we go by the rules of Nature and understand what this is the ultimate governing power are we can live in harmony, though in the beginning it may be more difficult to shift. May the Goddess bless and protect you my friends in the eastern sea board and all of those effected by Hurricane Sandy. Find peace in your hearts and safety for your selves and homes. We are all in this together!

Magic Blessings,

Dame Darcy

Monday, October 8, 2012

Hot Witches Invade New York!

Hi all,

I've got the New York fever this week beginning with my book promotional party at NYC's most reputable comic store, Forbidden Planet.
My window display is looking fabulous and I can't wait for Thursday's event! [caption id="attachment_417" align="alignnone" width="300"] Woo!![/caption]

The deets for Thursday's event:

Dame Darcy Book Release
for Hand Book For Hot Witches
Graphic novel released on Holt
at Forbidden Planet
832 Broadway NY NY 10003
Thursday 11th Oct.
7:00-on

Ironically enough, the same day as my book release party (October 11th) it is International Girls Day!


Ironically enough, the same day as my book release party (October 11th) it is International Girls Day!

[caption id="attachment_422" align="alignnone" width="226"] Perfect Timing![/caption]

The fun isn't over yet! Don't forget my art show is also this week.

And I want to give a shout out to my patient, wonderful gallerist and friend who also wrote a mystery novel. It's only $2.99 right now and a portion of the proceeds are being donated to animal charity. It's a good cause my friends! Check out her novel on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Pet-Sitter-Mystery-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B0098D2EVI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1347278718&sr=8-1&keywords=pet%2Bsitter%3A%2Ba%2Bjenna%2Bstack%2Bmystery
> Or visit the website www.petsitterbook.com

Alix Sloan rocks!!

That's what's going on in the crazy life of Dame Darcy... for now...!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

NNN Cabaret & Pagan Pride in Sav, Forbidden Planet book release, Comic Con, Gallery exhibit for Hot witches in NYC

Hi everyone!
It's the Season of the Witch, and there are all kinds of upcoming events for my new book release for Handbook for Hot Witches.
Those of you who call the most Haunted City in America, Savannah, your home, adorn your finest pirate, sailor, and mermaid costume and please come celebrate my book release party for Handbook For Hot Witches. It's at the SpareTime on the 28th (Friday) at 9:00p.m. All the performers are ladies of various talents and all ages, we have The Crabettes, local celebrities and 90 year young accordion players dressed as crabs and singing sea shanties. They start right at nine so don't miss 'em cause they go to sleep early.

Anitra Opera Diva, whose name says it all, will also be performing.


Fiona Horne, a hot celebrity witch from LA, Agent Ribbons from Austin TX and Ophelia De La Fuente are more performers to look forward to. Last but not least, Skippy Spiral and Dame Darcy :) perform sea shanties and Electrococo music in their band Death By Doll. The list continues with DJ Peter Dark, MC Nicodemus, dancers Lila, Tara, Caroline, Acid Poptart, and more! Look for Gothic Lolita Pirate Fashions by Kambriel.

$5. at at the door. $3. when you come in costume. Many thanks to Clara and Burke at The SpareTime as well as Beth Vantosh for making this dream come true!

Make sure not to miss the Savannah Pagan Pride Festival the very next day, http://www.facebook.com/savannahpaganpride?ref=ts

I'm going to have a booth signing books and Death By Doll will be performing at this magical event that goes on all day! Thanks to Adriana Iris Boatwright, PPD coordinator and Head Witch in Savannah GA. My witchy gal pal, Fiona Horne will be there as well.

Along with getting ready for this crazy fun-filled weekend, I've been doll crafting with my interns and getting ready for my window display in Forbidden Planet in NYC!


The weekend of October 12 is going to be a crazy one as well. The New York journey continues. With the Forbidden Planet window display, I'm also having an art show with the lovely Alix Sloan of Sloan Fine Art and I'll be signing books and supporting my fellow artists at Comic Con. Hope to see you all at any of the events mentioned!

[caption id="attachment_410" align="alignnone" width="250"] Sloan Fine Art Gallery flyer[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_411" align="alignnone" width="218"] Forbidden Planet flyer[/caption]
Best wishes to you and many thanks!
Dame Darcy

Friday, August 24, 2012

Mermaid Tarot and Hot Witch Tees Galore!

Hello everyone!

The Handbook For Hot Witches tour has officially begun! As most of you hopefully know by now, the book was released on Tuesday which was a very happy day! Things are going pretty well right now, the House of Dame Darcy is finally up and running with lots of dolls, comics, and art for every Savannah pedestrian strolling by to check out.

I'm learning how to use the tricky square credit card reader (technology blows my mind) and I love meeting and talking with interesting people at the store.

[caption id="attachment_351" align="alignleft" width="225"] That's me hard at work in the studio! :)[/caption]

The studio is looking great, the floors and walls are tastefully painted pink and blue and there's plenty of natural light with the big windows- it's just how I wanted it, like stepping into an elaborately decorated psychedelic birthday cake!

[caption id="attachment_359" align="alignright" width="225"] I found a mannequin too! Perfect for modeling my newly printed tees[/caption]

I've delved a little more into the printing business with my new Mermaid, and Hot Witch tees. You've gotta check them out! They're so soft and cozy and I even have my own custom Dame Darcy tag inside! Look at me, ma! ;) I feel really good about it all.

[caption id="attachment_360" align="alignnone" width="300"] We have A LOT available...[/caption]

Yesterday, I put my Dame Darcy Mermaid Tarot deck to use by reading my beloved friend and business partner, Beth's, tarot.

[caption id="attachment_357" align="alignright" width="225"] Me showing off my Rainbow Roll Tarot Skills![/caption]

[caption id="attachment_361" align="alignnone" width="225"] Despite my concerned look, I think everything is going to turn out OK for her ;)[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_356" align="alignleft" width="214"] The invitation for Naughty Nautical Nite designed by our amazing graphic designer, Emory Davis[/caption]

I do need to put down the Tarot though because these next few weeks are going to be super hectic for me! I'll have my awesome crew with me so hopefully they can keep me sane...beginning September 1st I'm going to the Decatur book festival in Atlanta and then onto several Pagan Pride festivals in Jacksonville, Savannah, Athens, and Augusta-whew! I'll be performing a Cabaret at the Savannah Pagan Pride with my dear friends and magic witch sisters, Adriana Iris Boatwright, Juli, and Fiona Horne -- I am so ready for some good times with my girls. And then everyone in Savannah needs to get ready for the Naughty Nautical Night at The Spare Time on September 28th. There's going to be belly dancing, a DJ and probably lots of weirdness, which is OK with me!

LOTS OF LOVE
Before I go out and enjoy my Saturday, I just want to say thank you to the Goddess and my wonderful friends who manifest in her many forms, particularly Beth Vantosh, Skippy Spiral, Claire Clayton, Kyle Hoover and all the creatures of the Earth, the spirits of the elements, and the spirits of Calhoun Square.
May we all live in peace, abundance and light, love, liberty and life!
Dame Darcy

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Handbook for Hot Witches: Dame Darcy's Illustrated Guide to Magic, Love, and Creativity

Hits the streets August 21, 2012....
Available now for pre-order from Amazon.com!

Combine a graphic novel with a dash of crafts, a sprinkle of feminist fairy tales, and a whole cauldron of spells—voilà!—Handbook for Hot Witches. Ever wondered what your dreams mean? You can look them up here. Want to learn to knit? This book can get you started. With sections on witch holidays, love, crystal ball gazing, meditating, and much more, this fully illustrated guide is the handbook that will send girls on their way to independence, creativity, and magic.

Like the Handbook for Hot Witches Facebook page for updates on our promo videos, book signings, Hot Witch dolls, and more!!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sexy Summer Man Fragrance

^v^ ART/FASHION/MAGIC <3


 



Sexy Summer Man fragrance for men has gotten amazing response by all the guys! It’s made from the leaves of Tomato plants and smells like a wonderful citrusy dark green summer. Many claim that it has helped their love life as well!

Here’s what my band mate Skippy looks like wearing Sexy Summer Man, isn’t he dreamy? Get some for yourself and watch the ladies flock, or get some this summer for your man and smell the green sparks fly.



Check this out this magic love potion along with original illustrations, prints, dolls of all kinds, and much much more on my etsy site: DameDarcy.etsy.com

Love, Dame Darcy

Death By Doll August - October 2009 Shows

^v^ CURRENT EVENTS <3


 



8/19/09 WEDS
Dame Darcy does mermaid cabaret sea shanties
Noah invited you to "SIDESHOW SPEAKEASY #12
Event: SIDESHOW SPEAKEASY #12 - at Lucky Devil this week
"JUST FIVE BUCKS!" cheaper than a Chinese lampshade!
What: Night of Mayhem
8:30pm - 11:30pm
Location:
Lucky Devil
Street:
633 SE POWELL
City/Town:
Portland, OR
battyshippodrome@gmail.com

8/22/09 SATURDAY
Dame Darcy/Death By Doll
Electric Orchestra Co.
Play at THE WOODS
doors 8 show 9 $7.
Portland’s newest music venue and event rental space | Located in the center of the historic Sellwood District
6637 Milwaukie Avenue, Portland, Oregon 97202 | Served by bus lines 19 info: thewoodsbooking [@] gmail [dot] com




9/3/09 “FIRST THURSDAY PDX”
Art Opening by Dame Darcy and Tim Root
Live music by; Death By Doll
6 pm free at The Pony Club 625 NW Everett #105




9/11/09 FRIDAY
To have done with Presents:
The I’s Record Release Party
Dame Darcy/Death By Doll
And Benjamin Starshine
Slabtown 9pm $5.
Slabtownbar.net

9/27/09 SUNDAY
Launch Party
For Dame Darcy
Fashion Design
*More info will be posted closer to event

9/28/09 MONDAY
Dame Darcy speaking
at Pacific Northwest College of Art
11-5 pm self publishing workshop/lecture
9/29/09
Pacific NW College of Art
1241 NW Johnson St.
Portland, OR 97209
Phone: 503-226-4391

9/29/09 TUESDAY
Fever
Death by Doll
Valentines
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Old Town
232 SW Ankeny St
Portland, OR 97253
(503) 248-1613
8:00

10/13/09 FRIDAY
Shade Rupe presents:
Dame Darcy/Lisa hammer movies screened
W/ Q&A
Live music performance by
Death By Doll
Capitol Theater
www.olympiafilmsociety.org
206 5th Ave SE
Olympia, WA 98501
(360) 754-6670
* more info posted closer to event

10/14---15 /09 SAT/SUN
Miss Oblivious
Cabaret Fest. Seattle Washington
Death By Doll
DD Art show and doll movies
Also featuring Christy Kane!
*more info posted closer to event

10/24/09 Sat
Hott Deth
Death by Doll with Drats
Comet Tavern
Portland OR
*more info posted closer to event

Miss O Presents Interrupt This Ground at The House of Josephine





Hey guess what?! Skippy and I are recording a new album and doing shows in the North West this upcoming late summer/fall solstice season, its going to be a blast and a half! Heres the latest, don’t miss the rococo-psydelic art/death rock fun!
Love you and witch-kisses
Dame Darcy

*Dame Darcy/Death By Doll
*Gods Favorite Beefcake
*Lonesome Shack
Saturday 8/15/09
608 65th NW
Seattle WA Ballard area

Thanks to Miss Oblivious of Payne Creations and Skippy Spiral of Death By Doll!

AND....

I made a new fragrance for men called Sexy Summer Man, it’s made from Tomato plants that I grew in my backyard here in Portland Oregon. It it sooo delicious ...and you can see Skippy wearing the fragrance on my etsy store. ALSO! New Big 30 inch mermaid and Pirate pillow dolls! Super exciting! As well as Meat Cake originals available!
All this and more on....... http://www.damedarcy.etsy.com

Coming soon:
I’m going to self-publish/print on demand out of print issues of Meat Cake!
#1 #2 #4 are soon to be available individually and in a compilation. So exciting!

AND MORE....

My friend Satanica is having a rent sale and you can get some great deals on some gothic hats veils for weddings and most importantly HALLOWEEN!!!!
20% off if you say Meatcake at her etsy store:  http://satanica.etsy.com

The Dame in June 2009

Hey All!

Lots of fun and exciting events coming up in June, particularly the Columbia University lecture I’m doing on Comix, can you believe it?! Also...

Check out the cute new stuff we just hand crafted on Etsy, plus a haunted dress profiled, pillow dolls, comix, fine art, and much more...

 


 

Love and doll kisses!

DD


DAME DARCY SHOW SCHEDULE JUNE 09

damedarcy.com is pleased to announce events in New York City and Philadelphia to celebrate the launch of the new website design.

• Sunday, June 7th, 2009. Noon. The Annual MoCCA Art Festival
Dame Darcy signs copies of her new graphic novel, Gasoline (Merrell) and her celebrated comic book, Meatcake at the Fantagraphics table at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art’s annual show, this year at the 69th regiment armory in Manhattan.

Address: MoCCA Art Festival
Lexington Ave + 25th Street
New York, NY

• Wednesday June 10th, 2009 5:30-6:30pm
Columbia University and Jim Hanley’s Universe present a lecture on sequential art through the ages and the relevance of comix today. Also a book signing by Dame Darcy at the Butler Library room 523. Columbia University is located at 114th st. and Broadway.

• Thursday June 11th, 2009 Time TBA
WFMU live broadcast Dame Darcy music with friend Ben Smiley. Traditional and original Sea shanties on Accordion and Singing Saw.

• Friday June 19th, 2009 9:00pm onwards
Dame Darcy Birthday Extravaganza!!!
Live Music Performance at Union St Pool in Brooklyn featuring:
Jessica Delfino and Dame Darcy in Haunted Pussy II
Flaming Fire
Bad Brilliance

• Saturday June 20th, 2009 4-6:00pm opening
Sloan Fine Art Gallery presents a Group Show. 128 Rivington Street (corner of Norfolk), New York, NY 10002
PH# 212.477.1140
Web: sloanfineart.com

• Sunday June 21, 2009
Come and celebrate the summer solstice with
Jessica Delfino in Haunted Pussy II and Dame Darcy.
NY Marble Cemetary
on 2nd st and 2nd ave in lower east side


• and Dame Darcy Thursday June 25th, 2009 all day
Latvian Society Cultural Center in Philadelphia, PA at 531 N 7th and Spring Gardens st. presents, the Haunted Poe Cabaret and doll crafting workshop. 1-4 pm in the dining room Dame Darcy doll crafting workshop and instructional video shown. Cabaret doors open at 8pm show starts at 9pm in the theatre space. Sea shanties by Dame Darcy and Ben Smiley, live appearance by Edgar Allen Poe plus performance’s by other local Philadelphia artists and musicians. For info and Tickets contact laris@limeprojects.com

NY Times Magazine and Stumptown Event

Hi everyone, exciting new events happing here in PDX.

STUMPTOWN COMIC CON ...PDX ROXX. I’ll be signing books at the Portland Convention Center from 1-3:00 at the Fantagraphics booth. Also be there for the Trophy Awards at the Cosmic Monkey Saturday April 18th

DAME DARCY SEA SHANTIES playing as part of the Stumptown Music feastival at the Someday Lounge 125 NW 5th 11:00 Tuesday April 21st.

Also check out this awesome article about Margaret Cho by the NY times Magazine where she is kind enough to profile the art deco stained glass window designs I did for her mansion of the Meat Cake comic book characters.

Wanted: Portland Based Assistant!

Hey! Learn how to Do It Yourself book & promote art/music shows, self publish, website and dolls while helping a spooky/kooky local artist.

 

I’m based in Portland Oregon, so if you are too, thats ideal, but near by is do-able too.
Basically someone who I can trust and familiar with Etsy (http://www.damedarcy.etsy.com), also, some mailing, light tech and crafting. Light tech meaning, scanning, some photoshop (not crazy just adjusting things) and general computer questions that arise.

Crafting meaning I put together dolls and self published books and sometimes need help. Some pay possible, but also can help with college credit and will definately give you any gifts and referrals you want/need. I am also a psychic advisor and can help you with that if you want. Home cookin’ and lots of love and thanks to you included.

If you have a friend who you think can do some of these things, like the tech but not the crafts or vice versa please tell them as well because these catigories can be split up among different people.

Thanks so much, and lots of love...


 

Fantagraphics Music Performance and Book Signing



Hey Everyone,
Dolls, Meat Cake, and Gasoline reviewed in USA TODAY

Hey all you bats faeries and mortal princes of the etherworld...
New Dolls and more greeting cards and fun art books available on Etsy all for low low prices and the sake of art and love.

http://www.damedarcy.etsy.com

Friday the 13th is coming and I am going to a meeting to learn how to feed my demons, I am going so I can learn and share this knowledge with you my dear friends and also to put in the upcoming Hand Book For Hot Witches.

Hey! Guess what!? Now that I have my magic necklace made from a golden and opalescent prehistoric shark tooth given to me from my mermaid witch blood sister Mara Haseltine who is the queen of all the mermaids I got a new book deal! Fantagraphics books will be releasing a new compilation of Meat Cake, I found out yesterday because of the necklace (which I got yesterday). Make sure and see the watchmen. BIG SMILE and a wink ;)
also, heres the info for the upcoming show again I’ll be playing Sea Shanties with my brother Matt Stanger and Gasoline graphic novel will be available ... see you there!

Love, Dame Darcy


SOUND/RECORDING ENGINEER

I need someone who is familiar with recording equipment and sound to help me set up a recording studio in my basement. I am in a dark wave/sea shanty band called DEATH BY DOLL and we have acoustic instruments, I play banjo, we also use multi-layered trackings and synths, me and my bandmates have recently moved here from Manhattan/Los Angeles respectively and we need help for setting up a recording studio. If this works out I’ll let you use the studio as well! I’m on a tight budget and need to know the best ways to do: power supply, sound proofing, etc.

I AM A PRO ARTIST AND MUSICIAN, THE SKILLS I CAN OFFER ARE MY ORIGINAL IE DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS THAT i SELL FOR HUNDREDS TO THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS INTERNATIONALLY THAT COME FROM MY COMIC BOOK SERIES ON FANTAGRAPHICS AND OTHER GRAPHIC NOVELS THAT ARE IN PUBLICATION, HOWEVER I CAN ALSO DO PAINTINGS IN YOUR HOUSE IE DESIGNS ON YOUR WALLS TO LIVEN UP CHILDRENS BEDROOMS, ETC. PREVIOUS EXAMPLES ARE ON MY SITE IN THE INTERIOR DESIGN SECTION, CELEBRITY CLIENTS INCLUDE MARGARETE CHOW AND COURTNEY LOVE. I AM A NOTED PSYCHIC ADVISOR. I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE THROUGH PALM READINGS, TAROT, DIVINATION, SPELL REQUESTS AND SPELL CONSULTATION.
SKILLS: publishing, art, music, film making, animation, crafts, sewing, horticulture, magic, tarot reading, teaching, events planning, doll crafting, child and elderly care, palm reading, psychic consultation.
We also will have a community garden and can share produce!

MASSAGE THERAPIST/ACUPUNCTURE
Ditto....


EVENTS COORDINATOR

Last year in NYC, I did a Cabaret at the Slipper Room called Naughty Nautical Night (NNN) We are beginning to coordinate NNN PDX @ the FEZ in downtown PDX as well as a series of daytime weekend tea parties. Definitely NNN and maybe the tea parties I could possibly pay, but it depends on self motivation and how many people show up at the events. The NNN involves; an MC, a DJ, Nautical themed dancing girls and costumes, musical comedy, variety acts, burlesque, circus...stage hands, PR (real and virtual promotions) etc.

Job Description: deciding on themes, setting up dates for shows (bookings), talent coordination ie calling cast and crew, PR, providing PR to crew and cast to help ie delegating promotion. Again, there can be $ in this for you, it depends how well you do this job. For tea parties, same as above, but way less hectic.

CARPENTER

I have a 1902 craftsman house I live in, a door in the house won’t shut, I need it fixed so the door can latch. That is my practical request, also I need help building bookshelves. My whimsical request is this...I have a crawl space that I want to put musical equipment in, but I want it to double function as a doll house for my doll, Isabelle. If you can do the door, but not the doll house, that’s ok, but the door is a necessity and emergency right now.

Thank You!

Love,
Dame Darcy

Good Times at DC Exhibit, Upcoming Event Feb 1st at The Fez in Portland and more!

 


 









*Current Events*

at THE FEZ BALLROOM
316 SW 11th Feb. 1st, 2009 Portland OR
http://www.fezballroom.com
9:00 pm 21+ $7. door
A simple text version of the announcement is below. See also
http://tinyurl.com/9okxpq for one with photos, video, etc.

The whole show is shaping up to have a sort of vintage orphan music sound.
Dame Darcy
The Stolen Sweets
The Underscore Orkestra
Critical Theatre

More info about these bands included at the end of this blog...Thanks Noah!

*Love Letters/Current affairs*


All photos by Erin Lingle , thanks Erin!


Hey! The show at The Civilian Art Projects went smashingly well, Carol’s work was beautiful and I loved all the DC characters that showed up.We had a super fun party at her restaurant afterwards, and a lot of my pieces sold. I loved DC and I stared at my Obama inauguration metrocard for the longest time, because it gives me hope and made me so happy to visit a giant pentagram with the black magic of ages being cleansed by the new awesome way that is coming for us all. The beautiful intricate doll castles and roman colosseum, and all the erodite population particularly how the guys there dress like business vampires and are from everywhere. DC has it’s secrets, everyone can tell, but Portland has it’s faeiry secrets, hiding in little hollows and coves just on the other side of the mundane everyday world.


The fertile overabundance greenery taking over all other life forms and the constant rich smell of wet, dark, earth, it makes me feel like I’m left out of the greatest party ever and I really want to go. I will miss the fancy events in DC, here in Portland, and who will go to the faeiry inauguration with me?


The show is still up in DC if anyone nearby wants to check it out. I am honored to have been invited by Carol and Jayme , thanks ladies!

Civilian Art Projects
406 7th Street NW, Third Floor
Washington, DC 20004
202-347-0022

GASOLINE PRINTS AND STATIONARY FOR GIFTS! DD VINTAGE & COUTRE & ART! D

* Art/Fashion Auction*


GASOLINE PRINTS COLOR AND BLACK AND WHITE. Also, FAIRY STATIONARY SETS!
As seen only here only on www.damedarcy.com hand signed prints done by Fiona on a 100 year old letterpress, fine quality paper

BATS Black and white prints for $20
MERMAID color $40
FAEIRY stationary sets are $15.


 

Nico at Obscure Gallery is selling the LA fine art from the Gasoline book release, the shows went well and this one of a kind fine art is going fast. You can see the art and contact him at this link, again, a good idea for christmas and the art lover in your life. clairobscurgallery.com --


DAME DARCY
http://www.damedarcy.com

THE STOLEN SWEETS
http://www.stolensweets.com

THE UNDERSCORE ORKESTRA
http://www.myspace.com/underscoreorkestra

and CRITICAL THEATRE
http://www.myspace.com/criticaltheatre


DAME DARCY

(from Wikipedia.com)
"In 1989, Darcy won a scholarship to the San Francisco Art Institute,
where she majored in film and animation, studying with, among others,
George Kuchar and Kathy Acker. During this time, Darcy began
self-publishing Meat Cake. While in San Francisco, Darcy formed her
first band, Caroliner Rainbow, and produced her first independent solo
music releases.

In 1992 Dame Darcy moved to New York City, where she worked as
a freelance illustrator and cartoonist. In 2001, she moved to Los
Angeles.

She has exhibited her fine art in both solo and group shows, in the
U.S., Austria, and Tokyo.

Dame Darcy is now bi-coastal, calling both New York and Los Angeles
home. (In fact, she has just moved to Portland. - ed.)

Darcy has provided illustrations for writers Alan Moore, Poppy Z.
Brite, Trina Robbins; and fashion designers Anna Sui, Jared Gold, CWC,
and Coi Girl Magic, among others.

She is also a musician and performer of unique and experimental
combinations of bluegrass music, Americana, classic Expressionism and
transgressive aesthetics. Her collaborations with Caroliner Rainbow,
Lisa Crystal Carver’s Suckdog, Rock Rock Chicken Pox and heavy metal
author Ian Christe in Grouse Mountain Skyride have inspired members of
the avant-garde such as Thurston Moore. Darcy sings, and plays banjo,
electric bass, and singing saw."


THE STOLEN SWEETS
The Stolen Sweets formed in 2004 with the intention of reviving
the songs of 1930s sister act, The Boswell Sisters. Comprised of
vocalists Jen Bernard, Lara Michell and Erin Sutherland, guitarists
Pete Krebsand, David Langenes (both of whom sing) and double bass
player Keith Brush, The Sweets’ repertoire has expanded to include
material from the1920s -1940s. Their arrangements are still inspired
by the Boswells’ tight 3-part harmonies, frequent tempo changes and
"knowing shrugs and raised eyebrows," as noted by the Oregonian’s A&E.
Unlike the original Boswell arrangements that featured piano,
clarinet,and horns, the Sweets incorporate gypsy jazz
accompaniment,reminiscent of Django Reinhardt.
The Sweets stay busy playing club gigs, private events and
festivals all over the northwest and beyond. They strive to keep these
vintage tunes alive, transporting a wide array of listeners to the
early days of jazz.


THE UNDERSCORE ORKESTRA
The Underscore Orkestra is a Portland OR based band, playing a blend
of Balkan, Klezmer, Gypsy Jazz and Swing, with a repertoire consisting
ofboth original and traditional material from fast bulgars and
melodious waltzes to odd meters and swinging rhythms. Our
instrumentation includes violin, accordion, guitar, banjo, clarinet,
horns, flute,harmonica, bass, vocals and percussion. Each of the
members comes from various backgrounds and musical disciplines from as
far away as Russiaand as close as our own North West. The Underscore
Orkestra has been performing for the past 3 + years, touring all around
the western U.S.,Mexico and Guatemala and has been seen from intimate
coffee shop setting all the way to huge outdoor festivals.

CRITICAL THEATER
Started in February 2000 as vehicle for music, performance and
neoteric ritual. by Maxwell Benedetti. A few rotating members over the
years. We strive to be music/art/ritual as life, we strive to put
spirit in thisprimal music we make and we hope that it may serve in
the helps of;connection, meditation, dance, exorcisms, ritual, healing, catharsis, catalyst
and enjoyment. We strive to experiment and explore many types of
instruments and equipment. We strive to give reverence to a pantheon of
different musical Gods who haunt the primitive world, the suburbs, the
ghettos and (and yet!) untouched forests. We strive to explore the
music of inner/outer space. We strive to use music to help access,
acknowledgeand identify hidden "parts" of the subconscious and giving
them voicesand expression, for these "parts" are our insane inner
children. We strive to be urban shamen, post apocalyptic witches...etc.
You get the idea?

DC Exhibit Invite, Gasoline Prints and Stationary for Gifts! DD Vintage and Couture and Art

CIVILIAN ART PROJECTS is pleased to begin the New Year with two spirited solo exhibitions: Carole Wagner
Greenwood’s "Ghosts and Circumstance" and Dame Darcy’s "Gasoline.” The exhibitions will open to the
public January 9, 2009 and will be on view until February 7, 2009. Exhibition hours are Wednesday through Saturday from 12 to 6 p.m. There will be an opening reception for the artists on Friday, January 9, 2009 from 7pm to 10pm with a free music performance at 9pm.

Civilian Art Projects
406 7th Street NW, Third Floor
Washington, DC 20004
202-347-0022

* Art/Fashion Auction*

GASOLINE PRINTS COLOR AND BLACK AND WHITE. Also, FAIRY STATIONARY SETS!

As seen only here only on Dame Darcy.com hand signed prints done by Fiona on a 100 year old letterpress, fine quality paper

BATS Black and white prints for $20
MERMAID color $40
FAEIRY stationary sets are $15.


Nico at Obscure Gallery is selling the LA fine art from the Gasoline book release, the shows went well and this one of a kind fine art is going fast. You can see the art and contact him at this link, again, a good idea for christmas and the art lover in your life.

Gasoline Prints and Stationary for Gifts! DD Vintage & Couture & Art! PDX Home & Tech Design DD.com!





* Art/Fashion Auction*
GASOLINE PRINTS COLOR AND BLACK AND WHITE. Also, FAIRY STATIONARY SETS!
As seen only here only on Dame Darcy.com hand signed prints done by Fiona on a 100 year old letterpress, fine quality paper

BATS Black and white prints for $30
MERMAID color $50
FAEIRY stationary sets are $20.

To order send the above payment to PayPal here’s my acct: damedarcy1@msn.com and well rush deliver it for xmas. (I would have started this sooner but I was moving, sorry everyone) Thanks Fiona! She does her own hand bound and printed books as well, and is
available to do high quality printing. Here’s her info, she rocks: fiona@lettresauvage.com ...Thats LettreSauvage.com ...Tres classy!

We will continue selling these prints on Etsy and eBay after Christmas and new deluxe items but order now for the first and original round. These are limited edition!

Also...I am selling my orignal one of a kind coutre and vintage 100 yr old dresses on line! Dress to impress, worn only by yours truly, and maybe a silent film star who’s memory lives on. ALSO! I’M NOT KIDDING THE VELVET DRESS IS HAUNTED! Check them out at http://www.damedarcy.etsy.com

Nico at Obscure Gallery is selling the LA fine art from the Gasoline book release, the shows went well and this one of a kind fine art is going fast. You can see the art and contact him at this link, again, a good idea for christmas and the art lover in your life.

clairobscurgallery.com

*Current Events*

Dame Darcy Booksigning for Gasoline Graphic novel.
(Also, Frightful Fairytales, Meat Cake and Tokyo release Dollerium)
6:00-on December 18th Thursday

Charles Boucher
CounterMedia
927 SW Oak St
Portland OR 97205
USA
Ph 503-226-8141
E-mail countermediabookstore@yahoo.com

Slabtown
1033 NW 16th Ave.
Portland Oregon - $7
9:00 on Dec 18th

* Lost Lockets
* Magic daggers
* Dame Darcy

Perform songs of whimsy to rock your socks off!
Gasoline Graphic novels will also be signed and sold

*Current Affairs*

Dame Darcy.Com TECH HERO WANTED do you believe in Faeries?
I sent this out to Tech companies based in Portland (but not necessary). It sounds a little odd because I sent it to companies who are not usually familiar with artists or DD.com. Thus the original round of applicants were robots, square, and they sucked. I know you, dear DD.com friend and reader is not like this, so please forgive the undertones. But I also hope my dear faery friends (you!) know of some one to help in this crucial mattter. Then we can all have fun in the community center! La La La!

contact: damedarcy@damedarcy.com

Applicants must have love and understanding of this "special" world before you apply.
Please send your direct contact e-mail, and your phone number,plus resume/portfolio we need to trust you with our passwords :)

Tech Person needed for:

0) web development, familiar use with FLASH, javascript, XHTML CSS, Adobe...

1) Posting a web design live that we have all ready designed and adding more pre-designed pages to post. Details will be provided for applicants

2) Linking micropayments.

3) Instant catalog.

4) Uploading video podcast video blog Etc.

5) Tech Support

A Little about us...
Dame Darcy .com is a world famous company based on Dame Darcy’s fan base of over 40,000 from her publishing/film/art/music career. We are offering you a regular percentage of profits from HITS = SALES on Dame Darcy.com, details to be supplied upon request.

*And More Portland Shenenigans*
OK, so I’m in Portland. I’m looking for a house in the North East or South East for I’ve been told these are the best places.
This is my ideal home:
2 bedroom stand alone house (no condo etc) $1000.-$1200. mth. including utilities. I’d like to have the option of renting out the other room
while getting the site ready. Furnished a bonus but not necessary. Washer/drier a plus but again not necessary.
Garage a plus but again not necessary.

PDX REVIEW
So I’m going to review Portland like a record...
I think the people here are so shockingly nice because, like a kitty that has never been hit, they don’t know any other way.
Kurt Cobain is not dead. I saw him a billion times walking around everywhere and he is practically every guy at every party and cafe I’ve been to.
Everyone is snuggly and crafty and makes their own everything. This place is D.I.Y. capitol and I like that!
Living here is like living in a discount store because everything and I mean EVERYTHING is Half off! Especially compared to Manhattan!
This is definitely the place to bunker down during a recession.
Lots of awesome Witchy women and cute witchy guys! Like my new assistant Maxwell...simply magical!
Also, speaking of awesome witchy women and cute guys, thanks to Nina for modeling and using her witchy powers for the latest auction and to Matt Stanger my cute brother for modeling as well.
PDX I kiss Kiss Kiss you on your cute, chubby, snuggly, rosy, punk rock, cheeks!

Love DD

Friday, September 9, 2011

What Has Been Revealed

*ART/Fashion Auction
http://stores.ebay.com/Dame-Darcys-Store

*Current Events:
The Sloan Fine Art Show was super fun and amazing. Thank you to everyone that came and to Alix and Tiffanie, it you made my art dreams come true!

*Hand Book For Hot Witches
WHAT HAS BEEN REVEALED

The truth is the blood and guts of ones soul that comes oozing out when one has been smashed alive by God like a bug.

I found my own Hand Book For Hot Witches two days ago. It’s called Confessions of a Pagan Nun, by Kate Horseley. I want to ask the publishers if I can make it into a graphic novel because it rocks so hard and would be a wonderful teaching tool for so many.

God gave it to me because I was in agonizing pain and I asked for my life to unfold every moment and reveal the path to peace.

I was walking in the cold wind crying. I saw a pile of books and in a moment drew my hand to the first one I picked. I practice bibliomancy, by asking the universe questions and flipping through a book to land on the word or phrase in the book to answer the question.

This is like bibliomancy but with a whole book that every word of every page answers every question I can think of. I have asked God for this before and I can practice Living every moment in the present because I learned how through Buddhism. When in this practice, I notice the gifts all around me and magnetize exactly what I need and request. I also keep my mind and options open to receive new gifts and lessons.

This book had been translated from a manuscript written first hand by Gwynneve, a witch in the dark ages around 450 AD.The time when Pagans were beginning to be slaughtered by Christians. Reading her writings is like having her sitting across from me as a friend, telling me everything as if we were having a conversation. I want to reach back in time to the 1500’s and give her a hug to tell her it’s ok. Her words made it to the future and I will do everything I can to put it into practice.

This manuscript was revealed to me because we are now in another dark age, where we can learn valuable lessons from her on how to go back to Paganism now that the patriarchy, and industrialization has run its course. The age of Pisces is coming to a close and the age of Aquarius is here, this is what the Myans are talking about when they refer to 2012 being the end of time.

My best friends in New York are Jewish and Tibetan; both are races that know gentricide and injustice. I know why I so deeply empathize and obsess on justice for these crimes against nature and family because I now so clearly know my race has been brutalized for centuries.

Although I am white, I am not whitey. In fact I am the cracker attacker! I am the race of the Fae, or the “Bean Sidhe” as the book told me.

I can feel the pain of every forest burning, of every animal that goes extinct or is tortured in a factory farm, every political prisoner, the fish choking in the ocean. I feel them because I AM them, they are my race.

When I wrote my graphic novel Gasoline it came from this, but now I know I have to create the utopian renaissance and rebirth out of the industrial dark ages we are now in. I wrote about it in a book, but it has to manifest here in life first in the weird virtual world of telecommunications and then in reality.

There is a place where particles of matter and waves are the same. There are no words for this place, but it is where a Druid can breathe onto a stone and it turns to dust. It is time to dwell and go to this place, to never forget where it is.

I have to go to Portland Oregon because of the strange combination of Technology and the spirits of trees and how they both can help me begin a new society.

I have lived in a city with a population no less than 8 million because of the dreams and promises that a metropolis has to offer. New Yorkers have to spend ninety percent of their incomes on apartments they still think are too small, and they have the lowest breakup rates in the country because there is no other place for the broken up with to move.

But I have now found that the limitations and dreams I accepted when I was younger have either been realized or have been revealed to be delusional. They have metamorphosised into a narrow and secret passage leading to an expanse of space and liberation I had not realized existed. I now prefer peaceful surrender to noble battle, for in peace is an eternal freedom one never has in war, though sometimes fighting is necessary for external freedom.

My disappointment is not bitter, because I once was with a companion who did not turn his back on truth.

In the book the Faeiry lady Gwynneve looses her witch mother to death by medieval worms. Her mother was unrepentant and howled at the moon, carefully picking herbs from the forest and had hair like a fine long black cloak over her tattered real cloak. Her soul mate Witch Husband was slaughtered by Christians.

Although I have lost my witch husband soul mate, I find solace in knowing it at least has not been to death.
On our wedding day he promised to weave me a crown from his raven black hair to wear over my yellow faeiry hair. He promised to raise our adopted daughters to be witches in paradise and never know the suffering of this patriarchy, and to care for me even if I loose my mind. He said I’d get even more beautiful when I am old.

He recognized me from Atlantis where we used to live, and showed me his Druid tricks, which he specialized in through education, ancient thought and technology. He promised to help me use all this to make the movie for my book Gasoline if all the other promises of others failed.

I mourn over the loss of these promises now gone and the hope that burned bright with them.

I am not crying because I am being negative, as I have been accused, nor am I crying because I am being weak. Being a robot devoid of Passion and able to turn off his emotions does not make a man stronger. It takes more strength to feel.

But I now know there are two reasons I have no home and have been a wanderer my entire life. I have to create my home, which I know how to do now, thanks to the brutal heartbreak and enlightenment that has befallen me upon the release of my magnum opus and the loss of my soul mate at once, and also because I am a Druid, who have to wander to learn and pass on their teachings.

A teaching and quote from Gwynneve for all the hot witches, from one Druid to another:
“And here I say that a woman can ally herself with men’s power as long as she has her youth to offer. But when a woman looses her youth, she will regret playing that game.
And she will wish she had instead learned the art of druid or warrior to make those less wise respect her capacity for affection."

The definition of chivalry is for men to serve and protect women. It is an ideal and I believe is not entirely dead. But when all else fails, women do not need to rely on men for protection. And by the way, the only reason women ever need protection is usually from other men.

I am facing the patriarchy again now without my witch husband, I am weary of the inane games it forces me to play, but I am thankful that though I no longer have my true love, I do have my friends and family so I am not alone.

GASOLINE fine art show NYC + animator/editor/cinematographer Portland based come to DD.com NOW

Greetings beloved reader and friend,

Now is the time I have prepared for over a decade, the exhibit for Gasoline original illustrations and book signing at the Sloan Fine Art gallery in NYC, my adopted home since 1992. It would be an honor to see you there.

Nov. 19th - Dec. 20th 2008
SLOAN FINE ART
Opening reception 7:00-9:00 pm
Gasoline art exhibition of original
illustrations from graphic novel and Gasoline painting series by Dame Darcy
(Books will also be signed)
128 Rivington st.
NYC 10002
(212)477-1140

Also, here’s where illustrations from other works are available, as well as some new items:
http://stores.ebay.com/Dame-Darcys-Store

Were switching things up though, so get it while it’s hot :)

Also, Portlandites...Is that what you guys are called?
I found my first assistant, (thank Goddess) but I seriously need to get in touch with some one who understands
what were doing here with the DD.com site.
Ok, to be specific...

ANIMATOR: I am currently designing a spot for the History channel about the great depression for under a minute.
It has a budget and I can offer you money. However you have to contact me for specifics.
Have to start in Portland in December and get the initial design finished by the end of December.
The deadline for this project is the end of Jan. 09.
Here’s the link for Golden Shoes, an animation that has the look and feel of what the client wants.



After working on this project we need to design logos and animated titles for the half and hour segments that I’m designing for the movies, music videos, etc. to put on Dame Darcy.com to podcast, stream, and download.
This can be paying once set up, ( you don’t have to set it up, we have people for that).
Also, we can have fun times making collaborative animations if you want :)

If you or a friend fit this description please contact me at: damedarcy@damedarcy.com
with ANIMATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE in the subject line.
When you contact me please include your number and any links to your reel etc.

CINEMATOGRAPHER/EDITOR
Needed to document rock shows/events and to edit video blogs for Dame Darcy.com and 30 minute movies, music videos etc.
Final cut pro edits to be podcast, streamed, and downloaded off the site. You need to be able to make final edit into separate folders in the hard drive in ipod format.
480 X 320 H264 code 1.5 megabites per sec. with sound compressed header for internet streaming.
Which we will do to all the video blogs and 30 minute movies to upload to site.
Specifics to be revealed when you contact me, but basically we get a lot of hits on DD.com and through this and other methods we are turning them into money which you will be part of.
If you or a friend fit this description please contact me at damedarcy@damedarcy.com
with CINEMATOGRAPHER/EDITOR in the subject line. Please include your phone number and any links to your reel etc.

Love and cinemagic to you :)
Dame Darcy

GASOLINE GRAPHIC NOVEL EVENTS NY/PORTLAND PLUS MOVE TO PORTLAND OR AND CALL FOR ASSISTANTS THERE LOVE DD

 






Hey Everyone! So the Gasoline events on the west coast were awesome! We documented them and will soon have the site set up to do video blogs so you can see them first hand :)
Here’s the current NY events
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November 10th 6:30-8:30
GASOLINE BOOK SIGNING
Reading by Dame Darcy
Music by Death By Doll!
Housing Works
Bookstore/Cafe
126 Crosby st. NYC 10012



Nov. 14th , 15th, & 16th
BIG APPLE COMIC-CON
Dame Darcy Gasoline Booksigning
Lecture &presentation

Nov. 19th - Dec. 20th 2008
SLOAN FINE ART
Opening reception 7:00-9:00 pm
Gasoline art exhibition of original
illustrations from graphic novel and Gasoline painting series by Dame Darcy
(Books will also be signed)
128 Rivington st.
NYC 10002
(212)477-1140

So, the Portland events are still yet to be announced, but what I do know is that I’M MOVING TO PORTLAND OREGON!
I am moving to Portland because I keep hearing it’s witchy, environmental, liberal, cartoonist friendly, low overhead and higer standard of living, and my family lives there. I am really nervous and kind of scared because I never lived there before and I don’t really know what to expect.

This move was not really planned for, but due to circumstances beyond my control is is a necessary.
I will still be going to NY and LA on a regular basis to produce my Gasoline Feature Film that is currently in the works, because the book is out now. BTW, it’s half feral (D.I.Y) so if any one has any leads , ideas, or suggestions pertaining to film production please contact me here at damedarcy@damedarcy.com.

BTW, the original illustrations from Gasoline are available now... just contact the Sloan Fine Art Gallery listed below for negotiable prices. It’s very exciting!

Also, because of my move I am looking for an assistant in Portland OR.
I know I’m always looking for assistants, a dyslexic Dame can’t have to many, that’s what they say...

Here’s what were doing:
Some one with basic computer know how, I do a lot of scanning and some cataloging, also help with events promo,doll crafting, and an assortment of other things.
Just contact me at damedarcy@damedarcy.com with : PORTLAND ASSISTANT in the subject line. Thanks :)

Also, a new documentarian/ cinematographer for the Portland events, and editing/ compressing and uploading the video blog and various other movies, shows and events. I love to work with you and your creative input too :)
Contact me with : PORTLAND CINEMATOGRAPHER in the subject line

Open to helping with school credits and/ or job referrals and development/ addition to your reel/resume.
Contact me at damedarcy@damedarcy.com

Plans for the upcoming year include making www.damedarcy.com into a funhouse!
Were going to have the most amazing community center know to man and fairy kind!
Games, radio, downloadable movies, live chat and link yourself to the EZ Bake Coven to profile your own amazing art.
Doll Game and Gothic Lolita Scrap Book! And all the shows from Naughty Naughtical Nite this year!
Plus much more...

Thanks and much love
Dame Darcy