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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Happy Yule Tide / New DD crafts for U and Family / Salem Witch Hunt

^v^ Happy Yule Tide to You ^v^
May you celebrate this winter solstice with the best of health and happiness! Family is not only what you were born into but also who you choose during this life. I love you my wacky weird and wonderful family chosen by the fates.

I know things will be even better next year. 2014 is the year of the wood horse. Stability strength power grace growth and life.

This year 2013 was not only a 13 but it was a snake which represents transformation. Changes can be challenging and painful, but we have life and stabilization to look forward too, so I am positive everything will be all right.

^v^ Potion Bottle Earrings ^v^
Guess my elf ears make me a compulsive crafter during the Holiday season like a lemming drawn to the sea, so am I obsessed  to craft. Enjoy the wacko candy colored fruits of my labor and I'll get Rudolph to wake you up in the middle of the night dropping them off in the snow drift outside your house.

Potion Bottle Earrings Faeiry Magic Transformation Spell for positive new beginnings and purification . Also to regain what has been lost.

Contents: Tiny Cinderella Slipper, Bee Pollen, Gold faeiry Hair, Gems, Beads (antique), Pearls, Pixie dust made from crushed butterfly wings and irredescent glitter, golden seeds, moon water, gold star beads.

Potion Bottle Earrings Gypsy Vision Sixth Sense Spell to see the future, have lucid dreams, see in the dark, see through lies, and become invisible at will when wearing the earrings.

Contents: Moon water, a bead from a silver ancient rosary, a mini crystal ball, black witch hair, grave yard dirt from Boneventure Cemetery Savannah pagan celtic cross 1870's , indigo glitter, indigo glass antique beads, indigo sequins. Love and magic blessings Dame Darcy

^v^ BIG Mermaid and Pirate Pillow Dolls ^v^ 

Aqua and Pink Mermaid Pillow Doll is sweet and snugly. she's BIG! 3 feet long! Can also be used as a back rest or body pillow. Made from fine woven cotton and hand sewn and silk screened. soft aqua water printed flannel backing make her a lovely accent piece for your boudoir, parlor, or chaise lounge.

^v^ Meat Cake Character Make Up Bag ^v^

^v^ Lavender Aroma therapy Rococo Sleeping mask ^v^
Thanks Arada for modeling this accessory in such a lovely way, and for pretending to be asleep so well :)

This aromatherapy lavender scented sleeping mask is hand sewn silk with super soft lace. One of a kind silk screened depicting a mermaid and pirates frolicking in a tropical paradise. It fits comfortably on your face, held with a stretchy black elastic band. The reverse side is luxurious comfortable fine aquamarine water printed felt. The scent of naturally picked and home dried lavender will lull you into a deep and peaceful state, and keep you there till you awaken refreshed and ready for whatever magic comes to you in your new day.

^v^ Salem/New Orleans Witch Hunt ^v^
Scott from NBC read Hand Book for Hot Witches and contacted me to see if I knew anyone interested in being in a reality TV show about witches in Salem or New Orleans. I feel that as someone who cares about and wants to truly represent our perspective this topic should be handled correctly. The lovely ladies who are in our circle would do it best. If you or a friend are interested, please contact him directly. I think this would be really fun for the right ladies, and educational for the general public.

Award winning production studio is casting a new and unprecedented docu-series about the lives of Salem Witches or New Orleans Witches.

Are you between the ages of 18 to 30? Do you practice Witchcraft, Voodoo, Hoodoo, Santeria or do you have the ability to contact the other side? Are you and your friends members of a coven? Do you have an interesting life outside of Witchcraft too? Do you have a story to tell and want to share your side with the world?

If so, our casting producers want to hear from you! Please apply ASAP with your name, age, contact number, recent photos and bio on why you’re perfect for this experience TO: scott.moretti@nbcuni.com

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Miracles are all around you everywhere, it's sometimes hard to remember in times of turmoil. But the good thing is the Goddess and the law of the universe does not favor one over another.
We are all equal to receive what we need from the abundant source of life that created us and everything around us. So when I feel sad, or that life is passing me by and giving breaks and gifts to everyone but me, or get jealous wrongly comparing my existence to others I remember the spell prayer ... "What the Law of the Universe has done for others it now does for me and more!" The energy of life flows all around us like an ocean, It is words like this that channel some of the life force of abundance to us and through us to also share and help others.

Best wishes to you and magic blessings on this yule tide season
Love Dame Darcy

Oh and don't forget your 2014 pagan holidays calendar :) See you next year!

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Dame Darcy Reads the Palm of Carol Channing

Palm Read - 2
I read Carol Channing’s palm about 12 years ago for Index magazine. All kinds of things about her life were revealed, but the most touching was that at the age of 78 right after her divorce I saw she was going to have another marriage. On Netflix there was a documentary on her and I got so excited, because I am a BIG fan. In Hello Dolly Carol looks just like my doll Isabelle, plus in Skidoo she is dressed like a psychedelic pirate. I read Carol Channing’s palm about 12 years ago for Index magazine. Anyways, in the documentary which came out last year, Carol is 90 now and she married her child hood sweetheart who was also featured. Carol’s life is not only a tribute to an amazing genius, unique artist, performer, and just a fantastic lady all around with a magic soul , but also a testimony to true love. I hope you make it to 100 Carol! And the fans you have touched will always keep your spirit alive forever.


Thursday, November 14, 2013

Pumpkin Weirdos, at least I'm not being burned at a stake

My Dear :)

How was your Halloween? Mine was very psychedelic. It was fun to hang with the witch friends aforementioned. A very fine evening indeed. However, I did contract some sort of flu which has me hallucinating like I am on a rocking ship at all times, which, in my case, you may think I would enjoy? Anyways, my illness struck me with a Autumnal spirit and made this little family of pumpkin weirdos which I felt compelled to share with you. Happy Fall equinox. 2014 is nigh and don't forget your witchcraft calendar for the new season.
Witch craft calendar


Pumpkin Jack lives in big mushroom in the forest, he gets around very well crawling through the corn fields on his uni-gourd foot he has decorated with a single glistening jewel. Pumpkin Jack wears a ribbon on his hat that also has skeletons wearing top hats. He is a very complex little guy and lives in many universes at the same time. Share your dreams with him. Oh! And He can see in the dark! He is 9 inches tall with pose able arms and is made from genuine Indian corn just in time for the dolly-day season!


18 inches long. Wormy Gourd Head has very strong gourd arms, which don't actually help him much because they are so short. His great grandfather was the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, due to his famous thespian background Wormy is trying to get acting work to be as known in books and on the silver screen as his ancestor but is having no such luck, which is why he is here on Etsy. Wormy however is a charming fellow, and tried to spice up his gourd head with jeweled flowers. He will worm his way into your heart. 


These pumpkin head siamese twins are named Crazy and Cry. They are koo koo. The way their mom tells them apart is one has a cloven corn hoof and the other only has a stumpy foot.  

They get a long pretty well with everyone. They smile through the pain of being crazy even though their jeweled eyes are dripping black goo tears. They enjoy the fall season very much because this is when they were born. They are 14 inches tall and have a super soft fluffy tummy all stripey and yummy.

They used to burn witches just for crafting dolls, now maybe we all know why. 

I walk in this world free to be the biggest freak in the planet and yes, I am slowly dying along with everything else, but at least I am not being burned alive at a steak. 

Check out the pictures of The Bon Adventure cemetery my friend Julie Jones just sent:

Love,Dame Darcy

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dame Darcy at Vacation Gallery SF plus Fun Halloween ART

Dearest Darklings,

It's our time to shine bright as moonbeams! Halloween is upon us with silent bat wings :) If you are in the bay area you are cordially invited to Vacation Gallery!

PLUS: This Saturday in Savannah at Savannah Comics on Liberty and Bull, I'll be signing comics and graphic novels from noon to 4 pm.

All new and exciting art:

Don't forget the witch calendars and panties muhahahahahHA!

And speaking of which...

Just a little somethin fun, even the Hollywood Witches are celebrating the season of the witch with glamorous flare.


Love, Dame Darcy

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

DD Savannah events/ all your questions answered through Palmistry/Window comics/ Happy October!

Oh my Dears, the season of the witch is upon us....

Happy October! Usually I post art first, but these events are coming up so quickly you need the info now: This is on Saturday Oct 5th on Liberty/ Bull in down town Savannah from noon to 4.

Local Savannah authors event with Book Lady and Savannah comics

Flannery O'Conner will be there! Yes, she is alive and has come into the public for this occasion. I can't wait to meet the legendary lady! I'll be there with my comics of course - adoration to Chuck at Savannah Comics for organizing this lovely event. Hope to see you if you're in the neighborhood enjoying the balmy south. Speaking of neighborhood, here's the most adorable art event, that is so super fun... I'll be there too on Friday Oct 4th from 6-9pm Desoto Row Art March First Friday event. For more details, please visit http://artmarchsavannah.com/.


The witch calendar is back! Just in time for Halloween! 2014, all your favorite spells and pagan holidays with some wacky drawings thrown in for pizzazz.

I have been reading palms starting at the age of nine, and have sense read for popular art mags and events based in NY and world wide, celebrities such as Carol Channing, Margaret Cho, Thurston Moore and Cindy Sherman etc. have been told of their past present future money love and all other questions answered. Now I can offer my services and expertise to you. Just send me an email with your palm scanned and I will send you an email back with answers.

If you have any additional questions or comments, please put them in the conversation section of your order here on Etsy and I'm happy to oblige.

Just got back Meat Cake Negatives from Fantagraphics, they used them to make the original print run of the comics. Now I have turned them into magical art that is fun to hang in the window and let the light shine through. Check it out :)

Oh and a Halloween doll... Hazeline Halloween :)

Speaking of scary dolls check out real life Barbie! Amazing, astounding, and disturbing. Love her in many ways but????? SPOOOoooooKY!

Love, Dame Darcy


Tuesday, September 3, 2013

A respit from my journey All Nautical All the time (can't stop the fetish)

Sorry to be out of touch, I know I usually update my blog more often than this but I was in NYC for a month then San Francisco for a month now I'm back in Savannah. One thing I've come to realize is I have really amazing and magical friends everywhere which I am endlessly thankful for, and the other thing I realize is everywhere is just kinda ghetto. That's just the way it is. I had amazing photos of my life I wish to share with you, but a pirate stole my cell phone at a marina in San Francisco during a drunken sea shanty freak out. Oh Fiddle Dee Dee. Much blood sweat and tears has been shed over prates, but no longer. Now only Gentleman sailors Mermen and Mermaids allowed in this port.


I love Weeki-Wachee Florida. I visited a decade ago but plan to go again as soon as my flippers can flop me there. Here is a documentary about real life Mermaids who are even more bananas than I am about living the life aquatic. Thanks Vincent for sending in this fun documentary.



Contact Josh to live there in exchange for 25 hours of upkeep a week !!!!!! Thanks Delfino for the tip! josh-fkhxyqmw@on.listingsproject.com

It also had an illustration of child in a shipwreck , that on closer inspection was a wooden bow spirit of a cupid. Laying with it's wooden cracking skin on a bed of sea weed.

The ship did wreck, but mercy was mild.
Among debris lay a sleeping child.
And as he lay himself to rest.
He made himself an angels nest.

This was in reaction to a pirate I knew and loved leaving his treasure behind and telling me to search for a diamond ring through it which I did not find. But instead found celestial maps navigational charts and sailing instructional books, brackish barnicales and repulsive palmetto bugs, pirate flags smelling of rotting seaweed, molded photos and money from long ago times and far away places. Fair winds to all of you who love the sea. And also to the landlubbers who dream to live the dream.

Love Dame Darcy

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Happy Summer Solstice/DD Bday/Mermaid Tarot

Good Morning My Summer Honeys! Happy June 19th :)

The Mermaid Tarot Decks are back in print! Hooray, get em while they're hot!

Dame Darcy, Mermaid Tarot Decks

Today is my birthday, I am a cusp. A Gemini who's other twin is a Cancer. This water/air combo makes for an interesting life, never a dull moment logistically talking myself out of being emotional. The up side is my top half is a faeiry the bottom half is a mermaid. Good times!

Happy Birthday to my twin friends and all others born on this day :)

Christy Kane, http://www.christykane.com/ (Doll Crafter extraordinaire), Tomas Palermo (my first love), my friend Charity, Doll daughter/granny Isabelle Espiore celebrates her 88th birthday today and last but not least the Marquis de Sade. They Kinda have a lot in common, besides both being French. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Sade

The Tarot card representing this day is The Sun.

In honor of the Summer Solstice I made this new hand painted faeiry print.

Summer Solstice Print

Dame Darcy, Summer Solstice, Fae, Fairy, Hand painted, glitter, watercolor, illustration,print

The summer solstice is the first day of summer, it is an exciting time for life and the fun times ahead in the warm weather.

In the southern tip of South America, the Mapuche people celebrate We Tripantu (the New Year) a few days after the northern solstice, on June 24. Further north, the Atacama people formerly celebrated this date with a noise festival, to call the Sun back. Further east, the Aymara people celebrate their New Year on June 21. A celebration occurs at sunrise, when the sun shines directly through the Gate of the Sun in Tiwanaku. Other Aymara New Year feasts occur throughout Bolivia, including at the site of El Fuerte de Samaipata.

In many cultures, the solstices and equinoxes traditionally determine the midpoint of the seasons, which can be seen in the celebrations called midsummer and midwinter. In this vein, the Japanese celebrate the start of each season with an occurrence known as Setsubun. The cumulative cooling and warming that result from the tilt of the planet become most pronounced after the solstices, leading to the more recent custom of using them to mark the beginning of summer and winter in most countries of Central and Northern Europe, as well as in Canada, the USA and New Zealand.

Love, Dame Darcy

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Frightful Fairytales E-Book Release / Blondie Portraits/ Nautical Life

Ahoy Mermateys!


Frightful Fairytale is now being released as an E-Book! It's funny how 20 years ago I was self publishing but it's seen now as a "new" way of publishing. Don't call this a comeback I've been here for years :) Ha ha. Anyways, there are 3 new stories, and all new illustrations for them too! Plus a forward by the Wizard of Comics Alan Moore.



Sailing a lot lately and having a great time!

While sailing, we found and reused all the elements of this ecological jug painted with mermaids and decorated with recycled fish nets, casting ropes, shells found on different islands from the inner coastal water way of the south.

Perfect for a candle holder, or to transport your favorite kind of Rum by boat.

Dame Darcy, Nautical, Mermaid, hand painted, eco-friendly, Ship, sailing , hanging candle jar  moonshine, recycled

Big Bottle & Little Jar

Also check out this amazing video of Real Life Mermaid Hannah! Ocean conservation is so important.



Hot Witch Debbie Harry

When I was 13 I saw Debbie Harry sing on Solid Gold, she gave me hope that there was a place for me in this world. She was a frontier front woman for style and music in 80's and beyond! I love the way Blondie blends 70's disco with 80's punk. Its still a classic sound. My favorite song (to cover as a mermaid at Naughty nautical Nite, and also Karaoke fun) is Tide is High. As a tribute to Debbie's glory please enjoy the following portraits, inspired by PUNK magazine circa 1979 :)

Dame Darcy, Illustration, punk, Blondie, comics, Debbie Harry, With a Gun

Blondie With A Gun

Dame Darcy, Illustration, punk, Blondie, comics,  Debbie Harry as a Mermaid

Blondie: The Tide is High

Dame Darcy, Illustration, punk, Blondie, comics,  Debbie Harry Singing

Blondie Singing

Love, Dame Darcy

Friday, May 3, 2013

Beltane/Cinco De Mayo Party + Mother's Day Special

Dearest Darlings,

May Day/Beltane are here and Mother's Day and Cinco de Mayo are just around the corner. Celebrate the Goddess with our Mother's day Art sale!

I will happily hand sign a personal note to your mother on any item in the store. 10% off Etsy coupon code: MOTHERSDAY

Here's a little about Beltane and Cinco de Mayo

Beltane is the Fire and Fertility festival in which we welcome summer. Celebrated by Celts, from sun down to sun down; Beltane being at sun down on April 30th until sun down on May 1st. The word Tane comes from the Welsh word meaning fire and Bel is the name of the Welsh sky god. Combined the words mean fire in the sky creating a wonderfully appropriate name to invoke summer. Traditionally two babies, one of each sex, were selected annually to be trained to become the Stag Lord and the May Queen. Their time came at the age of 14 and the boy ran with a herd of deer. At some point the dom buck, or great stag, would sense the intruder and it was up to the Stag Lord to overcome him. If he returning victorious and undamaged, he then mated with the May Queen as symbolic conformation.

The Beltane fires burned throughout the entire celebration to signal the suns strength returning. Live stock was driven between two bonfires during the festival to protect from disease in the coming year. The frail and sick also did this to obtain sun's healing power.

Beltane is a day to look back on our ancestors and give thanks to the lord and lady.

Cinco de Mayo is the day that Mexico celebrates victory over the French.


Dame Darcy.com is now selling all books in the Books section at 1/2 price as wholesale to Comic Book Stores that carry alternative titles, and Witch Craft stores. If you or your store is interested in carrying any of my current titles or Tarot cards please contact me at damedarcy1@msn.com and say: WHOLESALE BOOK SALE in subject line. I'm happy to negotiate with you or anyone you know!

SPRING CELEBRATION AT DAME DARCY'S HOUSE! I'm having a Beltane/Cinco De Mayo Victorian/Southern Belle dress up tea party at my mini mansion doll estate in Thunderbolt Savannah on the 5th of May. I'm throwing this party so ladies will have a reason to dress up.  I just moved here too so this is a housewarming as well! All ages welcomed! Bring your Daughters, Dolls, Granny and 20 somethings. Fun for everyone.  It starts at 2:00 pm Sunday and goes till whenever. Tea will be at 4 pm. It's a potluck so bring whatever you want to eat. There will be a chocolate and cheese fondue pots, Two kinds of Lemonade, Wine spritz Punch, other snacks, DJ, opera singing, Victorian parlour games, Cake walk, May Pole dancing, Raffle, magic plus more!

If you want to attend this Sunday please write me at : damedarcy1@msn.com with TEA PARTY! I WANNA GO! in the subject line.  And I'll send you the address, I just don't wanna give my address out all over the internet (I'm sure you understand) Spring Blessings to all!


I love these ladies!

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